Smell of a 1000 miles

BEHOLD the might TOFU, the smelly type.

Say hello to Gaurav, my mate from Norway, no he's not blonde and yes he's Indian.

Nevertheless, a victim for the smelly taufoo thanks to his visit here in KL and of course his willingness to allow ME to give him a taste that smells over a 1000 miles!


That's his Mauritian gal on the right. My former RA in Perth, Shanela's her name, eating smelly tofu ain't her game, so she watches safely at the sidelines.






Notice the slow torture one's tastebuds endure when the slimy tofu kills all form of reseptors leading only the feeling of ultimate CRAP left in your mouth.

It's not that bad is it?

Kinda smooth, mushy, not much taste.

I can live with this, what's the big deal?

OK it smells and taste like crap, it's worst than shit.

Will this have a terrible effect when we make out?

Hope u enjoyed my comedic take on events, but on the reality side, HE enjoyed the tofu and ate more than one, he's one of the more sporting ppl i know seeing that there are more and more chickens living in this world nowadays......and yes SHE still likes him despite his bad after-breath.

Kampungku

Gee, just another plain urinal at One Utama's new wing......wait a minute, piss don't come in lumps????? Got to take a closer look.


Damn it looks like shit, who the hell shits in a urinal? it's not called a shitinal or crapinal or a toilet bowl? I dun believe it.

Okay it's shit, plain old shit, but which numb skull takes a dump in a urinal? or more importantly how does someone go around doing it?

With the help of a fellow Singaporean, we've come to the conclusion that it must have been the standing-pass-motion technique used by the cranes in Japan.

"Men can do anything standing up." -Jon Sim (seen in pic)

I myself hope it's some baby shit not some uneducated prick, or worst still an aspiring artist's work of art.